What I'm Sure You Were Dying To See

Rather than sitting motionless like I usually do, I decided to take some pictures of my apartment for everyone. Enjoy. And please, try not to get too envious.


This is my computer and the desk it sits upon. I got that desk from Target and it took me about forty-eight hours to put together, although to be fair that's partially because I didn't have a screwdriver for the first forty-six. As cool as the Heineken pyramid looks, all six of those cans were not consumed in one night/sitting. But don't give me too much credit, that still means I drink alone sometimes.


This is the kitchen/empty space portion of the apartment. As small as it looks, it is even less functional. Although to be fair, my still full suitcase fit nicely into that space. The kitchen and I still need to take some time to get to know one another. It's kind of awkward living together at the moment.


This is the view you would get of my air mattress if you were to stand outside the door to take a picture of the air mattress. Note the bitchin' map on the wall. And yes, that is Fiji water on the floor. I mean, come on, this is LA folks! To the very right of the air mattress is a large window with views of the city. I took these pictures at night so I didn't bother trying to show it. Someday, though.


This is my sink with various things surrounding it. I'm as impressed as you are that I took the initiative to buy handsoap. The more I look at this picture the more uncomfortable I become showing it to the public. Oh well, too late now.

And now the Grand Finale...


Ooh La La indeed.

So there you have it, guys. For those of you who are worried about me, I'm sorry this did nothing to ease your minds. To be honest, this place really isn't that bad, and I'm slowly starting to settle in here. I have plans in the near future to get a futon/sofa, a refrigerator, a rug and some more shelf/counter space for the kitchen. Then come the appliances and ultimately the dishes and the food. Let's not go crazy, though. Oh also I have a 20" TV but its just sitting on the floor right now and not all that interesting.

In other news, I had my first random celebrity sighting today: Andy Richter! He was in Target with his two little kids. He was making some funny voice and one of his kids was like, "Stop it, Dad!" I didn't say hi or bother him or anything, and he did the same for me.